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The spider understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront \u0026amp; back\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e a small chest crest of a spider in its web in the corner of a wooden shelf, turned away from everyone, with “I'm not here to socialize.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e a vintage woodcut-style bookshelf with old books and a candle, and a spider settled into the top corner, with “I'm here to live in your corner forever.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester mid-weight fleece, 8.0 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic relaxed fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront and back printed to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL · Colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing. 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