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It's just halfway through a very good book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront \u0026amp; back\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e a small chest crest of a ghost peeking over a purple book in front of a teal arch, with “I'm not ignoring you.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e a vintage-style illustration of a ghost reading in a teal floral wingback armchair, with a cup of tea on a little side table, and “I'm just translucent.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester mid-weight fleece, 8.0 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic relaxed fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront and back printed to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL · Colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing. Order your usual size for a relaxed fit, one size up for an oversized look, or one size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sweatshirt is printed to order just for you. \u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping within the US\u003c\/strong\u003e, usually delivered in 5–10 business days. Shipping to Canada is $14.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a book lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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