I'm Not Here to Socialize Spider Sweatshirt – Funny Introvert Crewneck

The I'm Not Here to Socialize sweatshirt is a two-sided introvert crewneck from Kindred Oddities. The front says “I'm not here to socialize.” and the back explains the plan: “I'm here to live in your corner forever.”

For introverts, homebodies and anyone who has quietly claimed a corner at every party. The spider understands.

Front & back

• Front: a small chest crest of a spider in its web in the corner of a wooden shelf, turned away from everyone, with “I'm not here to socialize.”
• Back: a vintage woodcut-style bookshelf with old books and a candle, and a spider settled into the top corner, with “I'm here to live in your corner forever.”

Details

• Unisex crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend)
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester mid-weight fleece, 8.0 oz/yd²
• Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
• Front and back printed to order in the USA
• Sizes S–3XL · Colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey

Fit & sizing

Unisex sizing. Order your usual size for a relaxed fit, one size up for an oversized look, or one size down for a closer fit.

Shipping

Every sweatshirt is printed to order just for you. Free shipping within the US, usually delivered in 5–10 business days. Shipping to Canada is $14.99.

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not dry clean

FAQ

Is this a good gift for an introvert?
Yes. It says what every introvert is thinking, front and back, so they don't have to.

Is the spider scary?
Not at all. It's a small, tidy and rather polite spider, more cozy than creepy.

Is the design printed on both sides?
Yes. The front has the chest crest and the back has the full illustration and the punchline.